I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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