thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
So here I am, sexting at work.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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