she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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