I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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