we're blogging at a bar
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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