You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
