you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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