I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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