I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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