I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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