He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
