Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize