Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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