I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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