No, you can still breathe under the balls.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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