New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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