Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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