Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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