just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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