i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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