Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
