ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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