just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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