This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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