god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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