Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The air was thick with penises
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
