Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Girls should come with a carfax report
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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