Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
you had me at cake vodka
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
They are going to name an STD after you.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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