i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
