That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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