She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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