yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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