i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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