a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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