after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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