It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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