he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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