Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Barsexuality is the new black.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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