was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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