Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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