yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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