He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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