Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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