Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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