Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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