i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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