We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
did i walk over a car last night?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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