Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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