talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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