i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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