Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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