I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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