In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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