We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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