You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
bring money and cleavage
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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