Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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