SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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