I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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