So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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