she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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